The Whole F’en Show and the 1st Model!
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007This week, we faced team 16.
Team 16’s profile:
Team name: A A & J
"Sandbagger" Angela: 175 average
"Slo-Mo" Joyce: 136 average
"Sandbagger" Alice: 168 average
This week, we had the Super (Ray) sub for Tylon’s brother… The Super has not bowled competitively for 5 years. I did not know what to expect from him, except that he remained consistent and did not fluctuate too much.
Game 1
Helen, our fearless leader, showed up on time for once, but for some reason, could not bowl worth a lick. I think she was day-dreaming about Gregory, one of her former seducers in the CBC. She fails to break 100 (97), and off the bat, the Super and I are in a bad predicament of trying to make up ground. Super, for once, did not disappoint me, and held his own with a 160. Not bad for someone who has not bowled competitively for 1,826 days. As for the new "leaner and meaner" me, I exploded with a 220 game to shatter the hopes of the Sandbaggers and the Slo-Mo. We win by 12 pins. The conversation during the game:
MHMICBC: What’s wrong She-Fiend (Helen)?
She-Fiend: Man, they bowl hella slow…
MHMICBC: Don’t worry about them! Just focus and take it out on the pins!
Game 2
The She-Fiend contributes another lame performance. 111. Super holds par at 158. I open the first two frames with consecutive 3,7,9 splits. By the 5th frame, my score was only 61. Unwilling to accept defeat, I went ballistic and conjured up 6 consecutive strikes to finish with a 209 game. We win this time by 30 pins.
The conversation after Game 2:
MHMICBC: Come on She-Fiend! If you don’t shoot a 192 in the last game, you’re going to have to wear the ugly shirt.
She-Fiend: Okay, FOCUS!
Game 3
The She-Fiend finally gets the attention and love that she wants, as Pogie, the notorious womanizer and sandbagger of CBC, walks buy and gives her a little squeeze. I tell the She-Fiend that "Pogie didn’t even shake my hand, and yet, you got a squeeze?!" Now motivated, the She-Fiend starts linking up some frames and finishes with a 167. Unable to meet the 400 quota (375), she is the 1st model of the ugly shirt (more on that later). Super fades, but actually, helps the cause with a 136. His average is 151 for the night, which is respectable and manageable should he sub for the future. I start the game with 7 consecutive strikes. The Sandbaggers and Slo-Mo are stunned, but refuse to yield. As such, I remind them again why I am the MHMICBC. I close the game with a 244, and we win by 3 pins!
MHMICBC: I see all it took was a little squeeze from the Pogster…
She-Fiend: Yup!
MHMICBC: So, uh, Helen, do you want to ride on my "Pogo Stick"?
She-Fiend: (laughs)
MHMICBC: Don’t laugh too long, you’re wearing the ugly shirt!
We win all 4 games!
The good and the bad…
She-Fiend: Totally inconsistent. She seemed focused tonight, but just didn’t have it. I hope it is an anomaly. If not, I may have to coerce her PTL (Part-time Lovah), Gregory, to come out and root her on. If not, there’s always Pogie. On a sad note, she has to wear the ugly shirt in all its glory next week. It is a red shirt with all the iron-on patches that we have accumulated through the years of bowling at the CBC. I can vouch that I am the main provider of most of the patches. Can we say, "Sexay!"
The Super: Admirable performance. As Iceman says to Maverick at the end of Top Gun, "(Super), you can be my wingman anyday…" Or in this case, until you let me down! But as usual, the She-Fiend and I were graced with several of Super’s "Gyrating" celebrations. As always, it produces a lot of laughs.
MHMICBC: I didn’t know what to expect from myself today. The diet and all the jogging has made me weaker. The oblique and ab exercise made me quite sore as it was noticeable during practice. But fortunately, the bowling center was hot, and I was able to loosen up rather quickly. I’m back to my Summer League form and others have noticed (Jan, Hillary, Check, and even the Sandbaggers commended me on my strong performance as of late). This performance showed that as long as I am on this team, we are a force to be reckon with!
Tylon’s Brother: He was delighted to get my text message that we won all our games. He plans to return next week. We shall see if his wife and child allow it.
Overall, we have some issues to address. The She-Fiend is not bowling up to par… Tylon’s Brother will be returning after two weeks of not bowling. Hopefully, he can regain his focus now after the birth. But we’re in good shape considering that half the team has not displayed their best bowling yet.
Next week, we face Da Wong Sistas. They’re currently struggling mightily. Hopefully, that continues when we face them.
On a side note: Ali, Judge, & Will went 3.5 - 0.5 They tied one game (apparently because the Judge activated the foul line… typical). Nonetheless, they are now 10.5 - 1.5. We’re 9-3. Three weeks in, and both teams are on fire! ;-D
Additional tidbits: My conversation with Judge after the game.
MHMICBC: $4 JUDGE!
Judge: What did you bowl?
MHMICBC: What did YOU bowl?
Judge: Blah, Blah, Blah…
MHMICBC: $4 JUDGE! 220, 209, 244
Judge: (waves two fingers, signaling $2). I bowled a 202 in the second game.
MHMICBC: I know. I bowled a 209 JUDGE!
Judge: Damn…